Monday, October 11, 2010

Xmas is sneaking up on us

Why get another gift card for that relative you couldn't care less about, when you can make them a meat tree? Nothing says "please die soon so I can collect the $20 you may have possibly bothered to leave me" like a cholesterol-juicing table topper. Only thing that could make this better? Cheese fondue fountain.

Happy birthday, baby Jesus.

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