Bakery warfare

As I have mentioned before, I have a "milestone" birthday coming up next year. The big "Three-Oh." I have thought long and hard about what I want and how I want to celebrate.

I thought about a cruise. A party at a local inflatable indoor, jungle gym. Other low-key, highly reflective options. Maybe a small party at the house? I had settled on inflatable party, and begging my boyfriend for jewelry, until I saw this.

Friends: perhaps you can pool your cash and resources to build one of these I can retrofit into a roof top sniper rifle.