I'm the shortcut queen. I've duct-taped my bumper back together after an accident, I've used Cheese Whiz in place of real cheese (not as bad as you would think, actually), I've also swiped photos off the Internet and had them blown up into posters, rather than buying the actual poster.
But this one is new on me. Even I'm not lazy enough to need an automatic egg cracker. You can crack an egg with one hand. With two hands you can separate out the yolk. Why dirty another bland appliance? It's not even shaped like a dinosaur or anything. Blah.