I'm a Baconista, not a Fashionista

I heard the term "Jeggings" on the radio today, and almost threw up while driving.

Jeggings?? Seriously? I understand "skort" but jeggings is a whole new kind of nauseating. I discovered, via Wikipedia - the center of all credible information, that "jeggings" is a legitimate term for leggings designed to look like denim.

I'm trying desperately not to vomit on my keyboard. I'm not sure it's going to work...