I woke up one morning, and thought to myself: "Do I REALLY want to go to work today?" The answer being "no," I called in. Originally intending to call in sick, I came up with something more true to my feelings.
I still don't know who answered the phone. I think it may have been one of the line cooks.
"I'm not coming to work today, or ever again, because I'd rather be hit by a bus."
Boy did I mean it.
Had I been more enterprising in my college years, I would have documented everything wrong with the operation and written a scathing letter to corporate or something like this.
Good luck, sister!!