Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

That's a quote from Ben Franklin, so it must be true.

Beer is the best thing since sliced bread. In fact, I think I consume more beer on a weekly basis than sliced bread. (Which could account for my steadily expanding mid-section...)

But there is somewhere the line needs to be drawn. It's here.

A cold beer on a hot day is pure zen, but it can be taken too far.