Sunday, November 7, 2010

Teach them early

It's tough to teach a kid how to be awesome. Especially these days with cable TV and the Internet spewing starfu**er trash in place of role models, and the nightly news demonizing absolutely everything. So it's now totally up to parents to teach their youngsters how to grow up rad.

Someone's got to tell the little people that "mandals" are never acceptable, you need to keep your hat on straight, "orange" is not a valid skin color, and "epic" is Beowulf, not a word you use to describe your new t-shirt.

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