Monday, November 8, 2010

Dazzle up your junk

You know you're worried about it. That fur above your gear just ain't sexy. It doesn't scream "touch me" as loud as it's screaming "go find a machete." While it keeps you warm in the winter, a tiny hair forrest just isn't attractive to the opposite sex.

So be an informed consumer and landscape your secret garden. Hip Snips, with designs like the "Charlie Chaplin" and the "Rising Sun," will make you the talk of the town. (Or possibly a bad joke among close friends.)

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