Thursday, November 11, 2010

Great reason to avoid vanity plates

There are many things I wish would be converted to drive-through businesses: convenience stores, the DMV (ironically), the craft store (drive-through yarn, you heard me), bookstores (I'll take a Vonnegut and a Tolstoy, please).

One place I wouldn't mind actually getting out of the car and spending some time on my selections: the porn shop.

Apparently, the citizens of Huntsville, AL are less choosy and in a bigger hurry to get it on than I am. Pleasures, an adult store, intends to utilize the drive-through window in their new building (formerly a bank).

I wonder if they'll have a value menu. "I'll take a number two, with a side of lube."

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