Thursday, July 7, 2011

Disneyworld can suck it!

The happiest place on earth just had it's status revoked by the greatest theme park ever concieved! Imagine your wildest dreams Tonka-themed dreams coming true. Building and destroying empires with fellow dreamers. Like Space Camp, but with the odor of diesel fuel and cat-calling construction workers as counselors.

Dig This! Not far from the Las Vegas strip sits a wonderland of backhoes and dump trucks and excavators, oh my! For $400 dollars (about the cost of a cheeseburger at Disneyworld, no ketchup), you can spend 3 hours learning about manning your favorite piece of heavy equipment and taking it for a test drive. And for an additional $100, the ladies can "Excavate and Exfoliate" in association with the Trump Casino.

Even groups and corporate incentive trips are welcome at this Arcadia of assembly. The sandbox has never been so much fun.

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