A few years ago, I had a vicious fight with Home Depot over a totally amazing chandelier. It's a VERY long story that involves a lot of yelling and threatening on my part, and a lot of side-stepping on Home Depot's part. The short: I got my damn chandelier.
I wish, when I was browbeating CSRs at Home Depot, I had known about these. I would have abandoned my quest for the weird thing hanging in my dining room for the even weirder creations of Adam Wallacavage.