Monday, May 30, 2011

Darwin would be amazed, even by this.

There are a 1,000 ways to die. Just ask Spike TV. (That show's like a train wreck: don't want to look but can't stop staring!)

There are stories of people being smothered during sex, setting themselves on fire while lighting farts, and shredding their stomach lining after swallowing stolen diamonds. Some people take survival of the fittest to a new, intellectual level. (Yes, I'm calling these people stupid.)

This unfortunate soul, was merely the victim of an accident on the job, but it's totally "1,000 Ways to Die" worthy. Poor Vincent Smith Jr. was working at the Hershey plant in New Jersey, when he was struck in the head by a mixing paddle and fell to his death in the 8ft deep, 120 degree vat of molten chocolate. Thus giving "death by chocolate" a more morbid connotation.

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