The crazy cat ladies.
Ever wondered how to get that impossibly independent feline to pay attention to you? Now you, yes you!, have the power. Get your cat's attention (and get those pesky co-workers to leave you alone) with Cat Food Scented Soap. Fluffy will *surely* come out from under the bed when he get's a whiff of you.
Maybe you can get the attention of that special tiger you've been eyeballing at the zoo.