A good, solid sinus infection can put me out of commission for days. Between the fever, and the face pain, and what remains of my gray matter leaking vigorously from my nose, I can't function.
But for all the madness that has exited my nose, one thing I've never honked into a tissue is a bullet.
Apparently, a NYE celebration gone awry found Darco Sangermano shot in the head. Despite a splitting headache, he reported that he felt "okay." The bullet lodged itself in his nasal cavity after passing through his right temple. Shortly after his arrival at the hospital, he sneezed the bullet out.
I'm pretty sure sneezing a bullet is even luckier than a NYE kiss.