So, lately, I've been (as I like to put it) "aggressively dating." I've met some really spectacular men, some real duds, and some guys I don't really want to talk to but wouldn't mind seeing again, if you get my meaning.
Over the last few months, I've discovered what I really need in a mate. Someone with the specific sense of whimsy that I lack, someone who's secure in their life/goals, and someone with a really big, throbbing.....brain.
So when I tripped across this, I was totally jealous. I would love to come home from work and find this note taped to my fridge. Send me your single, male friends with Nerf guns. Swoon.