Thursday, April 12, 2012

Boobs. Not as fun as you think.

Boobs are great for feeding babies, using to get your drinks for free, and holding stuff like cell phones and lighters. But that's about it. Believe it or not, those of us that are "top-heavy" aren't terribly pleased about it.

There are several problems with having ginormous melons:
*Don't talk to my breasts, they're deaf.
*Just because they're bigger than my head, doesn't mean my brain is in there somewhere.
*My dress size isn't controlled by my waist like all the other ladies on earth.
*Lingerie shopping ceases to be fun when you have to go to the "minimizer" section. Try being a 30-year-old woman in a granny bra. Sucks.
*Your boobs have a mind of their own: knocking stuff over, accidentally rubbing your bits up on others while trying to squeeze through a tight space, among other things.
*Try crossing your arms over these suckers, seriously.
*Ruffled blouses are totally out of the question. And swing shirts make you look preggers.
*Ever tried to sleep on your stomach with a sack of potatoes immediately under you? Um, yeah.
*Let's not get started on posture problems...

So in honor of those of us that nature "blessed" with these cursed fat sacks with nipples, is Busty Girl Comics. Enjoy.

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