Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Birthday is fast approaching, get to work...

I've made Amazon lists, I've hinted to friends and family, I've straight out told people what to get me for gifts, and no one listens. Not to suggest that I'm not pleased with birthday gifts (except for that one ex that got me a friggin' bath romantic...), on the contrary, I'm very easy to entertain. Action figures, Uno card sets, obscure weapons, whatever.

This year, I'm putting my foot down. For my 31st, I want a flame thrower. THIS flame thrower. Never mind the saws-all I've been asking for for years and forget the expensive jewelry. "What are you going to do with it?" Oh, hell if I know, but I think I need a flamethrower in my life much more than I need some Wii games.

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