Friday, August 5, 2011

This might actually get me into running

I'm not a runner. I've never been a runner. I mysteriously "had cramps" every time we had to run a mile in gym in high school. Fortunately, my gym teacher was a dude that cringed at the word "cramp" and didn't require any further explanation. I could make the 1/4 mile track once before my smoking, drinking bod (which was actually in comparatively good shape at the time) would ache. F this.

Now I don't run because I'd spill my beer.

But this 5K is definitely geared for people like me. I'd definitely drop the beer and ignore the cramps to escape a zombie attack.  I wonder if they let you bring shotguns...?

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