Online shopping gets serious

I am an Amazon.com JUNKIE. If there was an AA (Amazon Anonymous) group, I would be the first member. If it's not on Amazon, it probably doesn't exist. Or at least, I haven't discovered that to be false yet.

Case in point.

Read the customer reviews. Amazon has the best Uranium around, for sure.

Running late for work

So I woke up this morning SUPER late (no more sleep aids on work nights!), and breezed out of the house without drying my hair. Hence I looked like a re-animated, drowned rat the remainder of the day.

While driving and simultaneously trying to fluff my hair dry (as though that was going to make it better), I found myself wishing for a hairdryer I could plug into my cigarette lighter. Logic caught the best of me and I thought, "That's ridiculous! Surely, nothing so dangerous exists."

I was wrong. And you know the first warning on the packaging is probably "Do not operate while driving." Probably because some genius like me did it...